A Zenith in My School Psych Career
Today I met Sattler, the legend
The professional equivalent to meeting Jesus in heaven
He signed a copy of his book
And at my camera he looked
The hours he dispensed knowledge numbered seven
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This meeting inspired a coworker and I to come up with the idea to create a fantasy school psychologist league, in which psychologists would be drafted and receive points for getting published, serving as an expert witness, speaking at conferences, serving as an officer in the state association, inventing statistical formulas, and eating like komodo dragons (well, maybe no points for that one but we certainly know a psychologist who could get alot of points for this)... Instead of drafting a defense, you could choose a test publishing company. Negative points would be given for ethical violations. I might find more success in this league than fantasy football as my team is now in last place.
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Take the komodo dragon quiz:
1. Komodo dragon's eat up to what % of their body weight?
2. Name two animals that adult komodo dragons prey on?
3. In what nation can you find the komodo dragon? (Hint: It is bordered by the nation that Derek Zoolander was brainwashed into assassinating its' prime minister)
4. After about how long do komodo dragon eggs hatch?
5. What is the top ground speed of a komodo dragon?
posted by Lori @ 2:23 PM
2 Comments:
I must share that I have a Ben Stiller look alike friend at FHS who loves to get out of class and help with the afternoon announcements. That's almost up there with getting a photo op with the wizard of school psych. I want you to post the answers to komodo dragon quiz so that I can use them for trivia bonus points. DM
Answers to quiz
1. 80%
2. Adult komodo dragons eat pigs, goats, deer, young buffalo,and horses. They have been known to eat people and basically anything they can catch.
3. Indonesia
4. 8 months
5. Komodo dragons can run at speeds up to 15 mph.
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