In the gorgeous city of Morgantown
On evening of game day
We went on a walk for exercise
To get outside and play

VIP Pat Beilein was sighted
Or maybe his doubleganger if it was not
We improvised a makeshift soccer game
Kicking a bottle around the stadium lot

An excursion was made to TCBY
Even Heather accompanied us there!
The efficient worker was practiced and adept
Without the cash register he knew each fare

On a whim we visited Brian Hawk
Who knew he liked beer so much?
He impressed us with the Mountaineer décor (not decorum)
Used to illuminate his hutch

We played the game Boxers or Briefs
A True Colors and Apples to Apples mix
To play this game, Stacy should move to Morgantown
Where she can also get her computer fixed

Brian disclosed Frank Young lived below him
We thought about challenging him to a game of horse
This pursuit though was put off for another day
After 9:00 pm, NO USE OF THE COURTS!!!!

A farewell goodbye was said at last
Though we didn’t want the evening to end
As the most important thing in life isn’t coffee
It’s spending time with friends
(as determined by Kayla after extensive decision making time and threat of intemperate repercussions)