If You Can't Take The Baby, Take The Candy

After purchasing a profusion of video games

And having nothing better to do

We gathered at Thee OC

To play some PS2

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We rocked out with our axes

With 80's Guitar Hero, Whoa

Unlocking new songs and characters

To Encores we couldn't say no

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Allison and I broke for fantasy draft

Football players for us to pick

She accidently acquired some random ones

While the criminal team was honored to get Vick

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American Idol continued in the background

A superior singing game

That continued on until the next day

When from Fairmont Trisha came

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We were stupified that Jess forgot Sequence

A mistake not easily excused

The omition of this strategic game

Left us perplexed, bewildered, quite bemused

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We settled to close the evening with Boxers or Briefs

Though without our favorite game to play

She surely must return again

For fun on a rainy day

Also of Note at the PS2 Party

As I am constantly revising my list of who I would like to be, Mystique from the X-men came to mind as a perfect choice. Mystique can assume the form of others and morph to adapt to different situations. As such, I could morph into Fern when she was babysitting Carter and back to myself or to others when I wanted. A hot topic of conversation involved the discussion of who one would morph into if they were Mystique. Stacy chose a cat so that she could better communicate with Sandy. Kayla chose to morph into a more experienced nurse, while ever the altruist, Jess chose to be coffee, so that she could serve as a psychoactive stimulant, warding off drowsiness and restoring alertness.

Mrs. Mielecki, The Rapper's Back

Mrs. Mielecki, once again, resembles in both skill and demeanor, one of the most influentual rappers as she takes on Eminem's Just Lose It.

OK

Guess who's back?

Back again?

Mrs. Mielecki's back

Tell a friend

Whaaaaaa....

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Now everyone report to English class

To English class, to English class

Now everyone report to English class

Alright stop... learning time

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Come here my students, you can't nap

Guess who's back with a brand new rap

And I do mean rap as in a new case of literature, events, and alliteration

HA HA HA HA HA

No worries, English class can bring you joy

What else could I possibly do to make noise

Dickenson and Sandburg this class employs

We'll take a stab at Ceasar

It'll get easier, An English psycho

We'll go a little bit crazy sometimes

studying poems, verse, and rhyme

Good Good dip do a little slide

Bend down, touch your toes and just glide

Up the center of the class floor

some poems in prose

And to Mark Twain we will go

Huckleberry Finn, who wants to hear it?

Give a little hoot hoot, it's ok

A Seperate Peace, we won't skip

To Devon prep school, we'll take a trip

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Now I'm gonna make you advance

It's your chance

Yeah, you all will pass

Every boy and every girl

English in your world

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Alright, now lose it

(HA HA HA HA HA)

Just lose it

(HA HA HA HA HA)

Go crazy

(HA HA HA HA HA)

Oh baby

(HA HA)

Oh baby, baby

(HA HA)

Inspiring Room Decor

Aimee really brought the spunk with her choice of pink paint in her room with personalized writing. Refaced with a sharpee to reflect current boyfriends and friend fueds help to complete the look in this room. The following inscription to Clint, "Some people don't believe in love at first sight... but when I met you I knew it was right", gives one chills and hope for future Maria/Tony West Side Story moments.


Our jealousy has been piqued as Jess gets to move into this room of decor greatness. The aunts, as a way to assauge Jess' sadness in leaving Morgantown, decided to personalize it to reflect her history. I think it may start a trend participated in by all the cousins. However, we can only aspire to the original.

Morgantown!

These guys, who obviously have a propensity for beer, were most helpful in producing a smile on an all around downer day. Another sign, not witnessed in this picture, stated: Need Beer and Hookers. High five to these jokers who were without a doubt the best thing of my day. Perhaps they will inspire me to take my guitar downtown.

The Destruction of the Mielecki Trampoline

Like Moses parting the Red Sea
Andy parted our trampoline
No more double jumps
Or butt drops on our rumps
We mourn its’ loss in grief

Kara Gets Married

Allison and I had an enjoyable time atending Kara's wedding at Cacapon State Park. Here, we are pictured pre-wedding, chilling out in Kara's room as she decided to go forth with the as planned outdoor wedding despite impending rain. We did endure some rain during the ceremony. Thankfully, Allison was astute enough to bring an umbrella. Onlookers felt cool raindrops and heard nature sounds as Kara and Will were married under the gazebo. Kara could be described as a "fasion forward" bride, looking fabulous in her gown.

From a Jacqueline point of view, the food was superior to the Mountaineer dinner Allison and I had attended in the past (unsure why that was utilized as a comparison). Most enjoyed by me were the truffles and special Jones soda.

The most "interesting" thing of the evening was this plate. A former sorority chic placed her batteries on her finished salad plate to be thrown away. Allison and I thought it was essential to commemorate this with a photo.