She's A Pussy

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We love Sandy. This picture was sent to me by Jess, who thought that this is what a shaved Sandy would look like. A song was created in the style of Brian Bailey's Pretty Girl On My Mind......

Sandy tries to get in my room most everyday
And I gotta figure out how to make her stay away
Will she break Rick’s vase, hide in a small space
It’s hard for me to say

Sandy tries to get in my room most everyday
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And I wonder if my foods been in her mouth
That’s something Kayla and I can’t figure out
Sniffing food on the table, it’s not good
More than we thought she would
I wonder if my foods been in her mouth
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Sandy tries to get in Kayla’s room most everyday
Kayla’s gotta figure out how to make her stay away
Will she groom on the bed, on her keyboard tread
It’s hard for us to say
Sandy tries to get in Kayla’s room most everyday
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Oh just one time to catch her first
When we are trying to leave
She’s darts out so fast at just that moment, it’s really hard to believe
She wears us out
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She is the apartment Sultan, full of grace and style
Her pupils get huge when she’s ready to get hostile
We gotta figure out how to guard our cups again
Hiding them from her is a game we just can’t win
(She’s a pussy!)
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Sandy tries to get in my room most everyday
And I just can’t figure out how to get her away
Will she break Rick’s vase, hide in a small space
It’s hard for me to say
Sandy tries to get in my room most everyday