Friday's John Vaughnism's

After a bye guitar week last week, the advice just rolled in during this week's lesson. Advice and sage words of wisdom..

1. "If I can memorize, boiled cabbage can memorize."

2. "You need to do something nonconstructive every now and then."

3. "I want to learn Swedish and cash in on their welfare system. They have a great Gross National Product there. "

4. In trying to learn a scale backwards, I attempt to practice saying the alphabet backwards (GFEDCBA repeat). Mr. Vaughn advised, "You should put on a funny hat and strange clothes and walk down the street doing that."