Based On A True Story
The second half of the following senario truly happened. The second scene resulted in the brainstorming of how the first scene came about. It truly is a puzzle.
Scene One: Store (very hard to determine where)
Mother: "I'm looking for a present for my larger than average 12 year old daughter."
Store Clerk: "We just got in these sex machine shirts. They would be perfect for church or school!"
Mother: "That's perfect! I'll take one."
Scene Two: Grandmother's humble abode. A Sunday morning. Grandmother and grandaughter are getting ready for church. 12 year old walks in styling in her sex machine shirt.
Grandmother: (Slightly aghast, but trying to hide it.) "You can't wear that to church."
12 year old grandaughter: "Why not??? My mom got it for me and says it goes with these shorts."
posted by Lori @ 9:57 AM
1 Comments:
LOL! hey lori..i say if she's got it...flaunt it. Why try to protect your "sex machine material" 12 year-old daughter, its gonna happen someday, might as well advertise for it now...especially if you have shorts to match!
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