Junker and Chunker

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

New Cups, MySpace Debate, and a P P P Pooch

A trip home bore out many convivial times and lots of quality time spent with Carter. Here are some of the highlights:
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Not only did Carter experience dentrite growth, but ours grew as well. Kelly experienced dyspnea while running, increasing our lexical knowledge by teaching us that dyspnea means shortness of breath.
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While looking in a party shop, imagine the excitement as I hit the jackpot in finding not only a SpongeBob cup to replace the mysteriously disappeared one but Kim Possible, Rainbow Bright, and Lizzy Mcguire cups as well.
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Stacy and Kelly’s myspace debate, with some input from Carrie. Stacy is against technology, particularly myspace. Kelly was quoted as saying, “I use it appropriately and in such a way that it enhances my life.” Carrie supported this by telling a touching story about how myspace connected siblings lost at birth to which Stacy replied that in that case it took away someone who finds missing people’s job. (And I must admit her rants sound like someone else I know well's tirades regarding cell phones).
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Stacy’s p p p p pouch story. Stacy told us about how one of her students, who stutters and has a pendulous gut himself, stated the following: “Ms. Mielecki, it looks like you have a p p p p pooch.”
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Kelly was complaining about Carter's inability to attend while nursing and I had the glorious idea to create checklists to diagnosis ADD /ADHD and market stimulant medication to the only people it has yet to be marketed to, infants. If your baby can't attend, try some baby Adderall.

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