New TV!!!
The day after NFL’s championship games
Came the search for the VICTORY TV
The success of Randy and the Patriots
Provoking a formidable buying spree
--
My personal shopper first researching online
The choices we did weigh and measure
I was educated with awe and wonderment
In the pursuit of an entertainment treasure
--
Then to the selected stores we went
Now with anticipation ready to buy
The sight of all the glorious screens
Palpable joy enough to make one cry
--
After comparing prices with those at Sam’s
At Best Buy it was spotted with glee
A sign with the Pat’s Flying Elvis logo
An unquestionable decree
--
And this shall be your sign
It was like an angel from heaven
Saying buy your TV right here and now
A great deal to you will be given
--
And then turning to the right
The perfect TV was found
A glorious 40 inch Sony
My personal shopper it did astound
--
Then the sales girl was persuaded
A hard bargain I did drive
As with the TV I demanded the Patriot sign
What a deal I did contrive
(I believe her exact words were with much animosity in her tone, “You can have every Patriots sign in this store”. She was clearly not a fan of winners.)
--
Then my shopper asked a question
Asking for this nonfan’s advice
Why an exact same 40 inch Sony TV
Had a more expensive price
--
She told us my less expensive one
Was priced based on a fallacy
And so my personal shopper
Had found a deal for me, indeed
--
And now for the Super Bowl XLII
I’ll be watching on the perfect screen
Randy and the Patriots annihilation
Of that other much crappier team
Came the search for the VICTORY TV
The success of Randy and the Patriots
Provoking a formidable buying spree
--
My personal shopper first researching online
The choices we did weigh and measure
I was educated with awe and wonderment
In the pursuit of an entertainment treasure
--
Then to the selected stores we went
Now with anticipation ready to buy
The sight of all the glorious screens
Palpable joy enough to make one cry
--
After comparing prices with those at Sam’s
At Best Buy it was spotted with glee
A sign with the Pat’s Flying Elvis logo
An unquestionable decree
--
And this shall be your sign
It was like an angel from heaven
Saying buy your TV right here and now
A great deal to you will be given
--
And then turning to the right
The perfect TV was found
A glorious 40 inch Sony
My personal shopper it did astound
--
Then the sales girl was persuaded
A hard bargain I did drive
As with the TV I demanded the Patriot sign
What a deal I did contrive
(I believe her exact words were with much animosity in her tone, “You can have every Patriots sign in this store”. She was clearly not a fan of winners.)
--
Then my shopper asked a question
Asking for this nonfan’s advice
Why an exact same 40 inch Sony TV
Had a more expensive price
--
She told us my less expensive one
Was priced based on a fallacy
And so my personal shopper
Had found a deal for me, indeed
--
And now for the Super Bowl XLII
I’ll be watching on the perfect screen
Randy and the Patriots annihilation
Of that other much crappier team
posted by Lori @ 6:49 PM
1 Comments:
Your otherwise less than devout grandfather once bought a Pontiac because it had a praying mantis on the hood, which he interpreted as a sign from heaven---an aberration from his otherwise OCD comparison shopping .............It turned out well in the case of the Pontiac. A great and reliable car it was.
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