Jess Leaves Us A Warning
Our New Year’s resolution to tan has resulted in quite the improvement in our appearances and is a strong part of covert operation Get Noticed At A Conference. However, as Jess came to visit she defaced our lotion with a skull and crossbones. She believes the dangers of tanning outweigh its benifits. Pish Posh, as an old friend of mine used to say. Tanning is endorsed by pediatricians. Or at least I know a pediatrician who goes tanning...
posted by Lori @ 3:26 PM
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Kayla says that Scott is researching good cancer institues. I'm with Jess and Scott. A.B.
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Since your planning on a cancerous future, you should fatten up. Cancerous people usually lose weight, that way you'll have a little cushion to fall back on.
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