The Award for the Slowest Delivery Goes To...

When hungry on a Saturday night
Stacy with the urge was stricken
To order Chinese from the Great Wall
An egg roll and sesame chicken
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After an hour the food had not made it
And she was getting famished
She called to check on the driver
It seemed that he had vanished
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The fabulous Great Wall worker said
They would call and check
After another 30 minutes with no food
We were thinking, “What the heck???”
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And then my repeated prediction came true
Much to Stacy’s delight
That a certain someone would call her
Before the food would arrive that night
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Stacy called again to find the driver still on his way
The hours now totaling two
I could have ran a half marathon
The miles I could have accrued
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Then Stacy asked the fabulous worker
If she could get a discount for the wait
The worker said only the manager could authorize that
And he happened to be in China far, far away
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The driver finally arrived at the OC
And Sandy ran out with great speed
The driver said “AWWWW, KITTY!!!”
Stacy worried Sandy could be future Chinese
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And so our advice is to pick up
If you order from them at all
As the award for slowest delivery
Goes to Morgantown’s Great Wall