Junker and Chunker

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Christmas-Kelly's discipline policy

Kelly's discipline policy for tantrums says Ignore, Ignore, Ignore
But how can you ignore someone who looks like this?
Stacy's comment on the outfit: "Only he could pull that off. Next year I'm in charge of picking his Christmas day outfit."


Monday, December 24, 2007

Work Gift Exchange

My coworkers took my fandom to the next level with this photo framed of Randy and his family, fulfilling my gift exchange gift list of anything "related" to Randy Moss. In the photo are Randy Moss and Libby Offutt(girlfriend) on the day their son Montigo was born. Their other children are Thaddeus, 4, left, and Sydney, 8. Through efforts not my own (this time), I am officially a fanatic.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Lori's Lexicon: What The Heck Is A Pomander?







Imagine my aghastment when more than one visitor to our apartment wondered what these were. How sad they missed out on bringing the old fort (Ft. Ashby) to life back in the day. Clearly, some education is essential. In colonial times, pomanders were made by decorating oranges (or apples, lemons, or limes) with cloves. Not only did they look pretty, they smelled good, providing a refreshing change from normal household odors of the day like beeswax polish, horse manure, and oil lamps. The official definition of a pomander is as follows: a mixture of aromatic substances, often in the form of a ball, formerly carried on the person as a supposed guard against infection but now placed in closets, dressers, etc.