Junker and Chunker

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Fantasy Softball

Nick Mick, number one fantasy softball draft pick, signs the winning game ball for me, of which he hit the winning home run last night.


Because Fantasy Football is so much fun
The joy of players to support
One day I had the ingenious thought
To add another sport
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The softball skills through Boparc
Could easily be assessed
And each could chose a fantasy team
Of those whose skills they had been impressed
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With points given for book keeping and base coaching
As well as home runs and golden gloves in the field
We began our fantasy softball draft
Our teams were soon revealed
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Predicted to outscore any Boparc softball rosterian
Nick was deemed #1 fantasy pick
And as others were forced to first chose boys they are dating
I was fortuitous to obtain him quick
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With the addition of my hero, Shannon
And Nick's brother, Jeff, to bring good karma from the bench
My team will no doubt be victorious
Winning should be a cinch
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Though Kayla did obtain Chris Evans
Who tallies point fractions for pushing up his glasses
And with Scott and the humorous Jackson
She could possibly surpass us (albeit a small possibility)
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Allison continues to hold up the drafting process
With only Eric on her team
We're in negotiation to decide allocations for drafting oneself
As for her managerial skills, copious points could be deemed
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Though of my fantasy softball team
I attest to their ability with great aplomb
Like Randy, they could also be terrorists
Because they are the bomb

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

good one, Lori!

6:16 AM  

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